This morning we noticed that the coffee looked like tea and tasted like water. While some paused to ponder what had happened, I stopped for a moment and thought... What Would Arnold Do? Would Arnold stand for such weak coffee or would he demand a stronger brew?
"Weakness is not an option, coffee must be STRONG!"
"You ask what would Arnold do? ---- I would rip coffee beans from the ground with my bare hands and crush them into grinds with my own fists. Then I would shove those coffee grinds into the coffee maker to make a cup of coffee so strong it could kick you in the face."
"SHUT UP - Arnold does not run on Dunkin"
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